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The Quacks - Team Page

One time we bowled over 120. Fear us.


Session Rank Games Played Wins Losses Ties Avg score
New York Bowling - April-May 2017 (Sunday Afternoons) 12th 6 2 4 0 366.7


Name Role Status
Kelvin Y Captain Accept Active Player
Nate A Captain Accept Active Player
Joanna A Captain Accept Active Player
Gil M Captain Accept Active Player
Steven D Captain Accept Active Player
Dawn B Captain Accept Active Player
Samantha S Captain Accept Active Player
Jaymie S Captain Accept Active Player
Jon B Captain Accept Active Player

Upcoming Matches

Recent Matches

Date Opponent Time Match
May 21, 2017 Alley Cats 1:45 PM Lost 399 - 551
May 7, 2017 Alley Oops 1:45 PM Lost 0 - 553
Apr 30, 2017 No Opponent (You Still Bowl) 1:45 PM Won 472 - ?
Apr 23, 2017 Wolfpac 1:45 PM Lost 422 - 514
Apr 9, 2017 Smooth like Gutter 1:45 PM Won 472 - 399
Apr 2, 2017 My Cousin Pinny's Yout Bowling Team 1:45 PM Lost 435 - 575
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    Samantha S

    Mar 29, 2017

    We are a full roster now!!! Welcome, newbies, to the utmost in insanity!

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    Dawn B

    Mar 28, 2017

    Hi there, I just realized I am out for the first three games. :( Good luck!

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    Betteroffbowling S

    Mar 28, 2017

    Hey Team!

    You’re all set and eligible for our Sunday afternoon league! We just wanted to remind you that registration ends TONIGHT at midnight, so if you have any additional players that you want to add to your team, you need to do it by midnight!

    Keep in mind, you can pay for a teammate after you invite them if you like, just invite them then go to the team page and click “Pay for Teammate” next to their name on the roster.

    The schedule should be coming out by tomorrow night, so get excited, we’ll see you on the lanes soon! Should be a great season!

    If you have any questions email us at


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    Jon B

    Mar 27, 2017

    I WILL! Mark my words, I will only miss one week of bowling of I will buy you people brunch (location tbd; also not counting potential issues getting back from AC on time).

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    Samantha S

    Mar 24, 2017


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    Jon B

    Mar 24, 2017

    As per my usual MO of paying and not showing up, I’m out for week 1. I’ll be in San Diego that weekend. In for the others though!

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    Gil M

    Mar 20, 2017

    Hey everybody! My name is Gil. I don’t think bowling teams should have pens for trivia because they represent my penis girth. I support Donald J. Trump. Can’t wait to see ya out on the lanes. -Xo Gil

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    Betteroffbowling S

    Mar 20, 2017

    Hey Team!

    Just a heads-up, you need at least 6 registered bowlers on your team to be eligible for the season when registration ends NEXT WEEK on Tuesday, March 28th at midnight! You can always invite friends via Facebook or email (anyone on the team can), and after you’ve invited them, you can go to your team page and click “Pay for Teammate” if you’d like. Or just invite some free agents on the site!

    Otherwise, once registration ends, we’ll add some other members to your team (if possible) to make sure you’re eligible.

    Email us at if you have any questions, we’ll see you on the lanes!


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The Quacks
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Founded on:
March 6, 2017
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